Herman by Jim Unger for May 21, 2017

Why bother? It’ll just go up in smoke anyway.

I didn’t think the Sun was an exploding type of star and I thought it was 5 billion years before it swallowed the Earth – however in 2 billion years it will be too hot for life as we know it https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Future_of_Earth

I agree. Paint instead of wall paper. In a couple of billion years, Earth is toast (more or less)

Would you like an explosion SOONER than that, smarty-pants?

Hilarious. He wins the prize for most determined procrastinator 2017.

Believe me, papering the kitchen will make it seem as if you’ve spent a billion years.

Just be sure the wallpaper is explosion-resistant.

In that case, paper it with asbestos.

Using that theory makes Human life pretty much useless!

WOW – not one climate change comment – did i come to the right place??