Well, we found the sandals to be a little too revealing when people were…uh…getting together to enjoy each other’s company. Thongs and flip-flops have been eliminated, too.
The worst part is that the clerk just sneakered at her when she complained and said the resort was in-step with all their other resorts. It’s a shame cuz she sold her sole to the devil to pay for this vacation.
We’ve stayed at all the Sandals (1980s Jamaica) and still get emails from them. The French ladies were the best entertainment except for the inland tours.
Farside99 about 7 years ago
Well, we found the sandals to be a little too revealing when people were…uh…getting together to enjoy each other’s company. Thongs and flip-flops have been eliminated, too.
WoodEye about 7 years ago
Give her the boot!
bigger Nate about 7 years ago
She’s not going to be happy when she gets to Boot hill either
jreckard about 7 years ago
As she left, she was heard to mule “What a croc!”
pcolli about 7 years ago
The drains are clogged.
Helen Ferrieux about 7 years ago
Someone had a shoe fetish somewhere. (btw : Shoe – symbol of fertility, which explains the old woman’s numerous children)
uniquename about 7 years ago
The worst part is that the clerk just sneakered at her when she complained and said the resort was in-step with all their other resorts. It’s a shame cuz she sold her sole to the devil to pay for this vacation.
J Short about 7 years ago
She was hoping to stay in a flat.
zeexenon about 7 years ago
We’ve stayed at all the Sandals (1980s Jamaica) and still get emails from them. The French ladies were the best entertainment except for the inland tours.
Packratjohn Premium Member about 7 years ago
What a heel… Hope she isn’t packing a stiletto.
gopher gofer about 7 years ago
that was her sole complaint though…