Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 03, 2017
March 02, 2017
March 04, 2017
Transcript:
Hey, Dweeby Phoebe. Hey, um... North Dakota. You're bad at nicknames. But you're weirdly good at swimming. I never saw anybody with a kickboard move that fast. Thanks! And that was a really unique dive you did out there. That was me falling off the diving board when you started zooming around. Well, I enjoyed it.
Sugar Bombs 95 about 7 years ago
There’s a dinosaur called Dakotaraptor. Why don’t you call her that, Phoebe?
Averagemoe about 7 years ago
And to think she reached those speeds using only her fingers, the only part of her touching the water.
codycab about 7 years ago
Try south Dakota next time Phoebe, cuz apparently that’s how her dive went! BA ZINGA!
TossedSaladCartoon about 7 years ago
The joys of schadenfreude.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 7 years ago
Small victories, Phoebe. Small victories add up.
imjustlurking about 7 years ago
Baby steps, everypony, baby steps…
ShadowBeast Premium Member about 7 years ago
Gotta give Dakota credit for not lying about her diving mishap. And from the look on Phoebe’s face, either the dive was embarrassing, or actually really cool.
Charlie Tuba about 7 years ago
No swim caps for long hair in a public pool?
Stephen Gilberg about 7 years ago
A stickler would point out the problem with “really unique,” but I favor a shift.
Masterius about 7 years ago
Dakota really impressed me, I gotta admit . . . twice. First off she complimented Phoebe’s swimming, and then was courageous and honest at admitting her “unique dive” was actually her falling off the diving board.
stowlisthetardis almost 7 years ago
Funnily enough, I have a friend who I call SOUTH Dakota. Her name isn’t actually Dakota, unfortunately.