Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for February 22, 2017

So if I had my wedding reception in Orlando, Los Angeles, or even Tokyo (where there’s both a Disney theme park AND a Latter-day Saint temple), Mr. and Mrs. Mouse will come? Also, what’s the weight of a BABY Kitti’s hog-nosed bat: five sunflower seeds?

If the bat is that small, how can it catch insects?

Plain or peanut?

“Personally respond” You mean, a couple of people who work in the Disney communications office will respond?

A couple fo folks wearing Mickey & Minnie mouse hats hit print on the form letter, then scribble their names at the bottom…

Awwww, what a cute little critter!

I’m glad my mom and sister aren’t big on lipstick.

No lipstick in years – I’m obviously not holding up my average. Is Tammy Faye still available to make up the difference? :D

But will it melt in your mouth and not in your hand? (Sorry, couldn’t resist.)

I drink my height in beer every month; where’s my accolades?

I find it interesting that the picture of the woman shown looks like she is not wearing any lipstick.

Granted my circle of friends and acquaintances is not that large, but I don’t know any women who regularly wear lipstick. I call shenanigans on that one. Now, if it had said ‘The average woman who regularly uses lipstick …’