Peanuts by Charles Schulz for March 09, 2017

With how things have been going for Snoopy lately, it’s more likely the book becomes a best seller.

Maybe some sunflower seeds, too, Snoopy.

That book could sell 800 million copies…in a minute, if there are a lot of autobiography lovers in the Peanuts universe

“I’ll be like that guy who wrote the inside book on the Kennedy administration.”

“I think that was fifty or sixty guys.”

Snoopy would write a memoir but it would be too dark and stormy.

Where’s the World Famous Attorney when you need him?

Sorry Snoop, that’s the price you pay for your 15 minutes.

Always go for the deep pockets. That’s one nice thing about not being rich; people don’t go out of their way to sue you.

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The legal system is set up so that after the top executives take their bonuses, the government gets first dibs on the money, the banks get what’s left and then the creditors wait for whatever crumbs fall through those cracks, customers don’t get their refunds, employees probably won’t get paid and shareholders are on the bottom of the food chain. So who is covered and who isn’t?

At least Snoopy can tell people he was Head Beagle. Even for a short time.

Not many people (or beagles) achieve anything like that.

xxx

Woodstock is probably writing how it was a wonderful experience being the Head Beagle’s secretary. Snoopy worries too much! :::grin:::

Come now snoopy u know Woodstock is ur best firend

Snoopy could get some birdseed out of Woodstock,

I think that Snoopy could get a plethora of bread crumbs and seeds from Woodstock. Check out Pearls Before Swine.