Tom Toles for January 20, 2017

I think a new Operation Valkyrie is in order.

Plug your ears and hold your nose…

Trump’s Opus 1: Quartet for accordion, bagpipe, kazoo, and theremin.

Dump will just throw it away and go on another victory tour.

It’s just too much for those tiny, tiny hands. Too much, I tell you!

Does he know “Lady of Spain?”

I bet he’d manage to mess up a performance of John Cage’s Four Minutes and Thirty-Three seconds.

We’re in for a scary ride the next four years.

Cerabooge: I wonder how many people get your reference! A GREAT laugh this AM!

The gospel accordion to Trump.

With luck, his fingers are too short to reach some of these buttons….

In the beginning there was Trump, and Trump was the word, and the word was Trump, and the word was with Trump. And a great tweet blew across the waters, and the waters were stirred, and the waters said, “WTF?”

I think we have to consider quite seriously the possibility that Trump is starting to go senile. And with his low intellect and many psychological problems already……Well, I hope MAYBE we’re still a nation of laws, not of men (or men-children).

The Twitter and Nuclear buttons are too close together. Think what would happen if he wanted to bomb Iran and instead sent out a tweet.

Donald’s got a squeeze box, the whole world won’t sleep at night.

This is the worst trumpet ever! He thought he’d only have to deal with three keys, not all these buttons and switches. Oh, well, just give it all to Pence, it is not like you wanted to work in the first place. You can go settle down in russia and watch girls pee all you want.

Hey, it’s Weird Don Yankapuss!

Reminds me of the scene in Monsters v. Aliens where the general goes to brew a new pot of coffee using the big red button on the wall, and everyone screams “No, not that one!”, because right next to the one he was getting set to push is an identical one that really made the coffee.

Yes, the job is complex, a 120 base accordion is of course beyond his comprehension, let alone Tole’s version, but this Trump is a guy who can’t figure out a cowbell.