Bloom County 2019 by Berkeley Breathed for January 23, 2017

Using that landline phone will keep him grounded. Plus his neck muscles will be healthier.

bill-d-cat’s phone is probably set to vibrate.

The last frame, is laugh out loud funny.

Phony Alternate Reality

Their spines aren’t curved enough.

The grandkids aren’t allowed on their iPhones while visiting me. You’d be surprised how much stuff gets done. lol

Today’s strip makes me feel like a superior being because (A) I don’t use a “smart” phone, (B) I don’t drink coffee, and © I didn’t vote for The Rump.

Is that device your servant or your master?

But did they let Opus keep his Segway?

Opus is still showing Withdrawal Symptoms. Perhaps that Stealbucks coffee bar was not the place to send him.

BTW: naughty Bill! (Just the way we love him.)

I’ve got a 2009 Capt’n Kirk., only use the smartphone when i know i’ll need to hire a Lyft car..