Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 07, 2017

He just has to work up a Faque listing all the questions asked and answered, Plus those he can think of.

Sounds reasonable.

“There are no coincidences.” – the Dalai Lama

“Specifically, why do some people have that random long one that curves like a tusk?”

A nice thing about mustaches is that they help conceal the longer nose hairs – personal experience.

There were 3 of us but you don’t have handrails on your stairs.

Oh wise one, why do I have an appendix?

I still say that you have nose hairs because if you had nose feathers you’d never stop laughing.

But there is NO reason for the Man Bun.

packratjohn

It is a bag to hold bad things until the immune system can deal with them. If too many to deal with, that’s appendicitis.

Orange nose hair too?

Of course there’s a reason for nose hair. Ear hair, on the other hand, is just a cruel prank.

But sometimes it’s nice to know what the Reason is, then after you find out, you are often sorry you asked!

hilarious

Why ask “why?”? What sprouts from the top of the guru’s head? An oil gusher, methinks.