Jeff Stahler for December 26, 2016

I wonder if Republicans would be up for a non-commercial Christmas?

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Conflict of values and interest.

Santa? He’s kickin’ back and enjoyin’ Miller time.

Trump appointed him ambassador to Russia.

If I were Santa, I’d be sipping some sort of drink with an tiny umbrella in it, on a sandy beach with Mrs. Clause and the elves. Just don’t try envisioning Santa in a speedo; it would just ruin the image.

I got a defective lying commie loving president elect I would like a full refund for.

Reduced pricing on Ivanka Trump pointy pumps.

By February or March, most Trump voters will be in those lines of buyer’s remorse, demanding those returns or exchanges. Sadly, break it you bought it is what the Electoral College vote did, in the greatest disparity between popular and college vote in the history of the United States.

America got a huge shipment of coal in November. As Trump disbands his “charity” I don’t think it’s so much an effort to avoid “conflict of interest” so much as his first take on making altruism illegal in America.

“Where’s your Santa now, elf-boy?”