I miss the Farm Bureau too. And having a headless escort has many advantages, principal among which is he won’t say anything. Also, you don’t have that continuous ache of wishing he were good looking.
Hits close to home. As I type this in my home office I can look out the window and see the corn stubble in the field next door: https://www.flickr.com/photos/95092956@N00/26103267334/ I’m right beneath the blue dot, which thankfully isn’t visible from here.
His head was actually turned into a carriage by her fairy godmother, who has a rather macabre sense of humor.
Fun fact: When she isn’t tooling down the highway in his gigantic pumpkin head, the mouse that drives her stays and lives inside his gigantic pumpkin head right there on top of his neck.
While I’m typing this, Scott Adams is talking about Donald Trump on CNN with Jake Tapper. Adams mentioned something about A-B Testing (which I need to look up.) Jake Tapper pointed out that people are referring to him as a trumpologist (Trump-apologist). Adams also said his speaker engagements dried up to zero because of his pro-Trump stance. He even said that people were calling their newspapers to get Dilbert kicked off the comics pages.
Mere media propaganda. In fact, we simply do not know that he is headless. We only know that Teresa says he is headless.
The sheep will immediately assume headlessness and rant accordingly.
The true believers in the cult of St. Teresa of the Lame will perceive that there is more cunning involved and will scrutinize their metaphysical and metaphorical databases for more meta-meaning….
painedsmile over 7 years ago
Maybe he has his head in his pants pocket.
FLIGHT SUIT over 7 years ago
What you don’t know is that she is riding a pig, which is completely hidden by her dress.
INGSOC over 7 years ago
If only Ichabod Crane wasn’t so completely gutless about asking out Miss Farm Bureau..
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 7 years ago
He was like that when we found him…
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 7 years ago
We disavow all knowledge of responsibility for it.
William Neal McPheeters over 7 years ago
Its okay. Who knows where that head has been.
Radish the wordsmith over 7 years ago
Is that a box of Cthulhu snacks behind her head?
Zelmarific over 7 years ago
He couldn’t show his face after he realized he had ten fingers, but no thumbs.
coltish1 over 7 years ago
I miss the Farm Bureau too. And having a headless escort has many advantages, principal among which is he won’t say anything. Also, you don’t have that continuous ache of wishing he were good looking.
Larry Miller Premium Member over 7 years ago
Hits close to home. As I type this in my home office I can look out the window and see the corn stubble in the field next door: https://www.flickr.com/photos/95092956@N00/26103267334/ I’m right beneath the blue dot, which thankfully isn’t visible from here.
The Old Wolf over 7 years ago
A strapless gown is a bust truster.
Happy Two Shoes over 7 years ago
kakistocracy – government by the worst
Ray_C over 7 years ago
Looks like she’s cut him down to size.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 7 years ago
His head was actually turned into a carriage by her fairy godmother, who has a rather macabre sense of humor.
Fun fact: When she isn’t tooling down the highway in his gigantic pumpkin head, the mouse that drives her stays and lives inside his gigantic pumpkin head right there on top of his neck.
It’s got a great view and it’s rent controlled.
What’s not to like?
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 7 years ago
Get than man a pumpkin.
ransomknotts over 7 years ago
While I’m typing this, Scott Adams is talking about Donald Trump on CNN with Jake Tapper. Adams mentioned something about A-B Testing (which I need to look up.) Jake Tapper pointed out that people are referring to him as a trumpologist (Trump-apologist). Adams also said his speaker engagements dried up to zero because of his pro-Trump stance. He even said that people were calling their newspapers to get Dilbert kicked off the comics pages.
Sisyphos over 7 years ago
Mere media propaganda. In fact, we simply do not know that he is headless. We only know that Teresa says he is headless.
The sheep will immediately assume headlessness and rant accordingly.
The true believers in the cult of St. Teresa of the Lame will perceive that there is more cunning involved and will scrutinize their metaphysical and metaphorical databases for more meta-meaning….