Monty by Jim Meddick for October 29, 2016
October 28, 2016
October 30, 2016
Transcript:
I'm looking for a comfortable costume. No mask. Maybe some makeup... A hat or something... Oh. Um... Well, there's the basic vampire kit... And the Martian. Of course, there's always the mad scientist... Oo! A bumblebee!
NormyBates over 7 years ago
Trust me, you don’t need makeup.
SharkNose over 7 years ago
I’m thinkin’ with those eyes, a pair of magnifying glass spectacles, a dirty surgeons outfit (with hat) and a bloody (rubber) knife might do the trick…
Egrayjames over 7 years ago
A couple of lug bolts on the either side of his neck should do the trick.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 7 years ago
< Insert image of SNL Killer Bees here. >
sloaches over 7 years ago
The customer looks like he might be related to Jarvis.
cuzinron47 over 7 years ago
Freddy Kruger. He just needs knives on his hand and ditch the feelers.
Boise Ed Premium Member over 7 years ago
So, is there some correlation between a skinhead and a bumblebee?
Strob Premium Member over 7 years ago
What am I missing here? (Duh).
Alphaomega over 7 years ago
Strob. I just think he looks like the bumblebee costume type.
Sisyphos over 7 years ago
He looks like he’s already been bitten.
Be careful, Monty. I don’t trust this cadaverous-looking guy….