Tom Toles for September 30, 2016

And it is not a broom really, but a snow-blower…

Garry Johnson

Kellyanne told Meagan Kelly that Hillary’s ads were unfair. Meagan said but they are only videos of Trump speaking! Payback is nice.

Hillary followers eat hers up.

Trumps Chumps

Kellyanne was bought. I am ashamed she has forgotten what being raised by a single mother was like.

Now THAT is funny regardless of whom one supports!

Hey, money rules!

It is really puzzling why so many voters think Hillary is dishonest. They have released their tax returns for decades and the finances of their foundation. The FBI and Congress has spent years and millions investigating her and came up with absolutly nothing illegal. Of course the media has been furiously digging into all the candidates. I am sure the RNC has probably spent multi millions on trying to do her in. On the other hand her opponent has dozens of documented reports of dishonesty, pay for play, ugly comments about women, undocumented people, and minorities. He could be arrested for what he did in Cuba if the statute of limitations had not run out. All of his divorce degrees require his ex-wives disclose nothing to keep the support money coming. This guy is really bad news but for some reason a segment of our population dislikes Hillary more and thinks blames her for BIll’s infidelity. It is really a screwy world out there.

The people in this country, that are pro Trump and anti Hillary, are victims of Roger Ailes’s propaganda machine owned by an Australian by the name of Rupert Murdock. The propaganda machine is commonly known as Fox News. Basically the Republican party and Fox are indistinguishable from each other because Fox runs the Republican party. That’s what fair and balanced means!

Ailes has spent the last 20 years producing lies about Hillary. In an effort to cash in on Fox’s popularity, the rest of network news in the US and the world for that matter copies Fox. Fox starts a lie/lies early in the morning and within minutes the rest of network news picks it up and helps Fox out with their lie/lies of the day. The final result is Trump. He is the vile spew of Roger Ailes. Ailes is now one of Trump’s advisors. He started with Nixon and has had a hand in making all, of the Republican presidents since. The only exception is W Bush who was essentially appointed by the Republican majority on the supreme court. A country gets the elected/appointed people it deserves. Vote against your best interests and vote Trump folks. Oh, and keep bottom feeding by watching Fox.

Two reasons Trump won’t release any tax returns (from any year): (1) Trump is dishonest. (2) Trump is a coward. Two reasons Trump does (or doesn’t do) everything else: (1) Trump is dishonest. (2) Trump is a coward.

The cartoon looks like the republican plan for America.

Great reverse on the guy walking behind the elephants.The amount of crap they are having to deal with is monumental. And of course, if you point it out they have to whine that the Democrats do it to. True, but our piles are about a quarter of the size of Trumps mounds of bull. I guess if a Republican says both sides do it, they are at least finally admitting they do it. (Relative size does not matter if the other side is wrong as well)

Conservative pundit Michael Gerson:“Trump’s defenders will charge his critics with elitism. The great public, it is argued, gets Trump in a way that the commenting class does not. But this claim is now fully exposed. The expectation of rationality is not elitism. Coherence is not elitism. Knowledge is not elitism. Honoring character is not elitism. And those who claim this are debasing themselves, their party and their country.”

“What? And give up show business?!?”

Megyn Kelly shoots down Trump adviser for trashing ex-Miss Universe, then Trump tweets in

http://theweek.com/speedreads/652183/megyn-kelly-shoots-down-trump-adviser-trashing-exmiss-universe-trump-tweets

Trump says, “Follow the Money!” I’d LIKE to Donald. How about you SHOW ME THE MONEY first!

“Imagine a woman who showed up to a presidential debate unprepared, sniffling like a coke addict and interrupting her opponent 70 times. Let’s further imagine that she had 5 kids by 3 men, was a repeated adulterer, had multiple bankruptcies, paid zero federal taxes and rooted for the housing crisis in which many thousands of families lost their homes. Wait… there’s more: she has never held any elected office in her life.” — Michelle Vitali

“Imagine a woman who showed up to a presidential debate unprepared, sniffling like a coke addict and interrupting her opponent 70 times. Let’s further imagine that she had 5 kids by 3 men, was a repeated adulterer, had multiple bankruptcies, paid zero federal taxes and rooted for the housing crisis in which many thousands of families lost their homes. Wait… there’s more: she has never held any elected office in her life.” — Michelle Vitali-Why she would have been crucified. Yet some how if it is Trump nothing sticks. There is something unnatural about that.

Mr Trump has asked America to look at a sex tape.

On his Android phone, Donald J. Trump began to tap out bursts of digital fury: He mocked Alicia Machado, a former Miss Universe and a popular Latin American actress, as a “con,” the “worst” and “disgusting.”

In a final flourish, before the sun came up, the Republican presidential nominee claimed — without offering any evidence — that she had appeared in a “sex tape.”

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/10/01/us/politics/donald-trump-alicia-machado.html

Trump broke the Cuban embargo.The russians are using denial of service tactics on Newsweek for breaking the story.Its obvious the russians are rooting for Trump.

No major newspaper has endorsed disgusting Trump.

The only sex tape found so far is a Playboy soft porn with Donald Trump in a cameo. Poetic justice.

Gosh, no so-called ‘conservatives’ here praising Trump for his Family Values.

Maybe tomorrow.