Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for December 11, 2018
December 10, 2018
December 12, 2018
Transcript:
richard's poor almanac a fall fun guide by richard thompson armer's arket fres prod route 481, md. - the road with the most produce stands in america! every one of 'em run by viciously competitive, highly territorial farmers. speed up! oktoberfast oktoberfast, mungo, va - no food. no beer. just lots & lots of oompah bands. haunted gas station of fear, squamous, md. - sponsored by the kiwanis. features scary incompetent zombie mechanics, unspeakable rest rooms & a greasepit full of pumpkin slurry. and look at those prices! eeeeeeek! serving center reg 299 1599 2599 blood for oil enter smuts farm corn maze o' mystery, okapoke, va. - hurricane-flattened corn replaced by ornament-al cabbages. not as fun. avoid the cider - it's got "things" in it. and don't let farmer smuts talk to you about politics or his electric train setup.
well-i-never over 5 years ago
If it was a squash maze, those suckers would reach out and grab you!
Teto85 Premium Member over 5 years ago
“Blood for oil” How did they get a hold of US foreign policy?
DCBakerEsq over 5 years ago
I miss Fall on the East Coast. All we get are wildfires, torrential rain, and a bag of rocks. #WestCoastLife
Kip W over 5 years ago
“Ho ho! Remember when that price looked crazy, and we said it could only happen in the comics?”
“Boy, were we naïve!”
6turtle9 over 5 years ago
Is that Grandma Otterloop I see in panel one?
Sisyphos over 5 years ago
Tell me again why this is called a Fall Fun Guide?