Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for December 11, 2018
richard's poor almanac a fall fun guide by richard thompson armer's arket fres prod route 481, md. - the road with the most produce stands in america! every one of 'em run by viciously competitive, highly territorial farmers. speed up! oktoberfast oktoberfast, mungo, va - no food. no beer. just lots & lots of oompah bands. haunted gas station of fear, squamous, md. - sponsored by the kiwanis. features scary incompetent zombie mechanics, unspeakable rest rooms & a greasepit full of pumpkin slurry. and look at those prices! eeeeeeek! serving center reg 299 1599 2599 blood for oil enter smuts farm corn maze o' mystery, okapoke, va. - hurricane-flattened corn replaced by ornament-al cabbages. not as fun. avoid the cider - it's got "things" in it. and don't let farmer smuts talk to you about politics or his electric train setup.