Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for May 24, 2022

Quiche, if life hands you a cabbage, make sauerkraut.

“I only was interested in your body.”

She was interested in his body? THAT body!?

Not that it was much of a body to begin with.

Says Quiche the cabbage head.

Where is Yas Pistachio when you need her.

Turnabout is fair play. Steve was probably only interested in hers as well.

And the title of Miss Cole Slaw goes to…

Oh, c’mon Steve – you only wanted her for the same reasons. (Didn’t you once describe her as a “walking vacuum tube”?)

And her mind is coleslaw.

Mon petit chou!

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An insult to cabbages everywhere.

I’d be flattered; usually they’re only interested in my money

Egads! Hoisted by his own petard! Done unto as he has done unto others! The moral of the story: Karma never slumbers!

How does it feel to be on the receiving end bucko?

Turnabout is fair play, my bucko! Carry on, Quiche!