Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 02, 2016
May 01, 2016
May 03, 2016
Transcript:
Mike: Well, here I am. What's going on? JJ: I did it, Mike! I finished my performance art commission! Mike: Great. Can't you show it to me at home? JJ: No, it requires too much space. My friend Didi volunteered her loft! Mike: Um... how long do you think this will take? JJ: About nine hours. I still have some cuts to make. Mike: And to think I gave up going to the dentist to be here. JJ: No bathroom breaks, so go now!
BE THIS GUY about 8 years ago
At least with a root canal you get anesthesia.
Argythree about 8 years ago
At least we aren’t dealing with zombies anymore. Or are we…
George Alexander about 8 years ago
Way back then, one could laugh about her “eccentricities.”
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 8 years ago
The dentist would have been less painful.
Coyoty Premium Member about 8 years ago
I think he would prefer a 3-hour kindergarten Christmas pageant.
rlcooke about 8 years ago
Or, to paraphrase Woody Allen, I prefer cremation to burial in the earth, and both to visiting a modern art show.
For a Just and Peaceful World about 8 years ago
A Chicago DJ once described attending the 8½ hour-long performance of Nicholas Nickleby because his wife wanted to see it. During the performance he performed a bodily function into a bottle.
bt about 8 years ago
I had those same overalls in 1986.
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member about 8 years ago
Looks like they skipped past some of the Duke-Zombie-revival installments. The one I was waiting for had Zonker tell Duke that he had paid $17 million to ransom him, and Duke says “YOU IDIOT!” (but no gratitude, needless to say.)
BE THIS GUY about 8 years ago
Are you a masochist or was your dentist a sadist?