Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 17, 2016

Diagonally cut sandwiches look (a little bit) like a unicorn horn! Or head!

I’m such a picky eater, when my mom was pregnant with me, she lost her appetite instead of having weird cravings. I’d like to see anyone’s high standards top that.

Can’t help but notice that neither of them are wearing green…

I am wearing green, but you can’t see me. I like my sandwiches cut diagonally because I like to eat the corners first.

LOL! When I was a kid, I liked having my crusts cut off. Phoebe ought to suggest that. XD

There’s such a thing as oat bread too, girls.

It’s a well known fact that diagonally cut sandwiches taste better, the angle of the bread as it enters the mouth allows more air to surround each bite, the oxygen in the air combines with the flavour molecules radicalising them, thus enhancing the flavour.It must be true I managed to get the word thus in the sentence ;-P

So that kind of proves that humans are more spoiled than Unicorns.

If you cut them diagonally twice you have more points!

And please let’s trim those plebeian old crusts!

Next she’ll ask for a bowl of only green M&Ms.

Oh yeah!

Thank you, Dana, for avoiding any SPD clichés! ( I did note the green backgrounds; very tasteful!)

Mares eat oats.And, does eat oats.And, little lambs eat ivy.

Yep, that friendship was meant to be. It was destiny.

@dana simpson, Or maybe haute oat cuisine.

I wonder if she has as sweet a tooth as Shalkan. Honey cakes, Marigold?