Summoner of unicorns and princess of the whole entire internet.
Yup. Well spotted! That’s us.
I think I had “whiteboard” in mind when I drew it! I don’t color the dailies.
The former of course. I never heard that used as a euphemism for male anatomy. (Then again, I’ve never heard “dork” used that way either, and they won’t let me use that word for specifically that reason, so what do I know apparently.)
Unicorns have eminent domain over acronyms.
Nope, this is new.
Calvin was simply wrong about that.
But that’s not what she’s doing.
I may have looked at my own face in a shiny round thing, for reference.
Ohhh. Well, it’s still Marigold’s full name, too. Marigold Heavenly Nostrils, a name I got by typing my name into a unicorn name generator.
When people call me “Simpson” I always hear it in a Mr. Burns voice.