The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 29, 2016

So he burned the bakery and ran off with the baker?

This muffin rage is serious.

Prepare to meet your baker…

This looks like a job for Muffy the Viking Slayer.

Actually, he’s probably getting tired of these damn recipe spammers!

The Dark Ages were caused by him running out of morning coffee.

Bet that baker has a bun in the oven before they make home port.

Does the baker know how to make Twinkies?

The Capt is so mad, he forgot to pillage !

Are you the ones leaving the muffin pieces behind our shelter? They’re just stumps! Oh, so you just assume that the homeless will eat them, they’ll eat anything? I know what you thought! They don’t have homes, they don’t have jobs, what do they need the top of a muffin for? They’re lucky to get the stumps.The homeless don’t like them! We’ve never gotten so many complaints. Every two minutes, "Where is the top of this muffin? Who ate the rest of this? Why don’t you just drop off some chicken skins and lobster shells! Rebecca De Mornay

Based on what he is carrying over his shoulder, I think the captain loves when they run out pumpkin spice muffins.