Reality Check by Dave Whamond for February 17, 2016

It was very tender and tasty.

Mary had a little lamb, a little beef, a little ham…. and a bromo.

Mary had a little lamb…Her daddy shot it dead…So now she takes her lamb to school…Between two slabs of bread…

Picto that is very funny.

Mary had a little ramShe tied it to the heaterEvery time it turned aroundIt burned his little seater( you can substitute another part of the anatomy if so desired)

I’ve seen her make shepherd’s pie on Ewe-tube.

Sherri Lewis said she would always order lamb chops…

Mary had a little lambShe also had a bearI have often seen her lamb but i have never seen her bear!

She got fleeced!

E I E I Oh!

BobarionWaterfowl is even worse – you feel a little down in the mouth.

Mary had a little lamb, with mint jelly.

What are ewe doing?!?

Mary had a little lambIt followed her to sleepThe lamb turned out to be a ramNow Mary’s full of sheep