Just go back to your picnic table, and carry on as normal. Our park service complaints officer will arrive shortly. You can’t miss him, he’s about six foot tall, and will be wearing a thick fur coat.
…and while they’re busy in the park office, those bears are making off with the Ho Ho’s ’n Ding Dongs…….well played by all the forest environs….but then, THESE humans are such dweebs…….
I hope they keep their food inside their tent from now on. I am kidding. They are too good for tents, otherwise they would sleep with their food to protect it.
Just fill out this 20 page claim form, verify your name and address, driver’s license number and your checking account number and a refund will be be directly deposited to it.
Topical indeed! Yesterday on one of the news feeds was a video of a guy, and adult, in Jamaica poking his fingers into the cage of an adult male lion, reportedly trying to get him close enough to pet. Lion grabbed a finger and the guy is now missing one finger. Well, technically he KNOWS where it is…. Dumb is the one example of perpetuity obviously.
Sure, I have a form for you to fill out. Won’t take more than two or three hours. Need the receipt for the stolen food, and a couple of photographs of its last known location. They need to be prints, sorry, we can’t take an online/digital claim form.
Jeff0811 almost 2 years ago
Who’s to say some animal took off with the brownie bites…, Ranger Al G. has a pretty guilty look on his face.
oakie817 almost 2 years ago
found my happy face when i left this
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 2 years ago
How about a nice fine for leaving food unsecured. Although it would be nice to know if Burl got back to camp first.
Pickled Pete almost 2 years ago
Nothing about them surprises me anymore..
InTraining almost 2 years ago
squirrel and Burl rhyme… just saying…!
SofaKing almost 2 years ago
US99 was a country music station in Chicago in the 90s. Or maybe it still is, I don’t listen to country music.
Mountaingreenery almost 2 years ago
Just go back to your picnic table, and carry on as normal. Our park service complaints officer will arrive shortly. You can’t miss him, he’s about six foot tall, and will be wearing a thick fur coat.
paranormal almost 2 years ago
That’s the suggested retail price at Crustwood Foods, but they bought them at the Dollar Dump…
MissScarlet Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Very unclear on the concept.
orbenjawell Premium Member almost 2 years ago
…and while they’re busy in the park office, those bears are making off with the Ho Ho’s ’n Ding Dongs…….well played by all the forest environs….but then, THESE humans are such dweebs…….
circleM almost 2 years ago
And they can’t read the signs either.
Moonkey Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I hope they keep their food inside their tent from now on. I am kidding. They are too good for tents, otherwise they would sleep with their food to protect it.
Wesley Premium Member almost 2 years ago
A topical Dinette Set! Just the other day Don Jr got in hot water for baiting bears with pastries
oldsmkysyvr almost 2 years ago
Just fill out this 20 page claim form, verify your name and address, driver’s license number and your checking account number and a refund will be be directly deposited to it.
dogday Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Topical indeed! Yesterday on one of the news feeds was a video of a guy, and adult, in Jamaica poking his fingers into the cage of an adult male lion, reportedly trying to get him close enough to pet. Lion grabbed a finger and the guy is now missing one finger. Well, technically he KNOWS where it is…. Dumb is the one example of perpetuity obviously.
tims145 almost 2 years ago
Sure, I have a form for you to fill out. Won’t take more than two or three hours. Need the receipt for the stolen food, and a couple of photographs of its last known location. They need to be prints, sorry, we can’t take an online/digital claim form.
robtgordon almost 2 years ago
These people are so stupid and annoying it hurts.
mfrasca almost 2 years ago
Stolen by an ursine who is smarter than the av-er-age bear?