Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 15, 2015

Thanks for CHERing that.

Possessors of the shortest family tree on record.

Their last name was McGillicuddy, but they let it drop since they didn’t know how to spell it

You’re a real Prince.

Who do they think they are…God?

Well, “family” names won’t help in telling them apart… especially since she’s essentially a clone of him.

It could be Tarzan and Jane.

Compared to whom?

Mr. Adam Furst & Mrs. Eve Furst

You say that like it were a bad thing!

“Knock Knock.”

“What do you mean? ’Who’s there?’”

Then there is the joke about the difference between Obama and God….God doesn’t think he is Obama.(the bad thing about telling Obama jokes is that some don’t think they are jokes, and some don’t think they are funny )

you realize if she was a clone, she becomes the first and possibly only, transgender person in the bible. we all have a little transgender in us, chew on that for a while.

now that’s telling them