Four, count them, four tubs of lard and one tent. And only one of the tubs of lard won’t be saying anything stupid tonight, or emiting strange odors. . well, I’m not sure about the odors, considering that it was on the out of date clearance shelf at MegaMart
I am guessing the camping on the porch was a dry run? The girls aren’t there for the real deal. Or are they at the hotel waiting for the men to come back? After all if the pool pump scares the jeevies out of them , what’ll happen when a branch scrapes the tent?
A long time ago my brother thought baking soda and baking powder were the same thing so he used one over the other. Can’t remember which, though. He also misread the recipe as ONE half teaspoon instead of one and a half teaspoons. Needless to say, that wacky cake didn’t come out too well.
When I was about eight, my dad and my Uncle Larry went out into my grandparent’s field to dig up some maple saplings. I was told to stay on the porch. Being the well-behaved child that I was, I followed them into the field and got poison ivy, quite literally from head to toe. I even had it in my scalp from running my hands through my hair.
My mum had to change my sheets twice a day, and they had to put the medicine in the bath tub to soak me in it. When the blisters finally went away, I got boils. Beautiful, I was not!
What a crock! Those “girls” have never served anything they themselves baked, ever. Not when they can buy them from day-old and put them on a baking sheet so they can produce them from a warm oven. Ta-da! .And, yes, Jerry. You can substitute leaves for toilet paper. And let me explain what you use the pine cone for. Oh, you already know? Well, of course you do. How silly of me. I should have known that Scoutmaster Lester would have shown you that one. .Boy! With all three of them in that tent tonight, it’s gonna sound like the Kaiser Wilhelm Memorial Umpah Band in concert. I hope it’s well staked down. .(I was going to be impressed that they had been able to build a fire…… until I saw the propane tank.)
When I was a Scoutmaster, I was showing new kids what poison ivy is, and why it’s bad; one kid grabs a handful and, saying “I can’t get it – see?”, rubs it all over his face.Guess what? Yes, he can. Lesson learned (to my shameful satisfaction; never did like that little smart *ss).
If you are allergic to poison ivy, beware of the sap that drips down when you pick a mango. It has a resin that your body recognizes as the same as poison ivy. The fruit itself may not bother you, however.
x_Tech over 8 years ago
Hey Jerry, try these, there not big so use a bunch.
x_Tech over 8 years ago
Or if you can’t find those, try these…
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 8 years ago
Jerry, you know the saying: "f you see leaves of three, toilet paper is there for thee:
x_Tech over 8 years ago
@RoseHere are some leaves for thee…
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 8 years ago
Four, count them, four tubs of lard and one tent. And only one of the tubs of lard won’t be saying anything stupid tonight, or emiting strange odors. . well, I’m not sure about the odors, considering that it was on the out of date clearance shelf at MegaMart
x_Tech over 8 years ago
If Dale does the cooking you’re going to need a lot TP.Or maybe an ER.
Loves life over 8 years ago
I am guessing the camping on the porch was a dry run? The girls aren’t there for the real deal. Or are they at the hotel waiting for the men to come back? After all if the pool pump scares the jeevies out of them , what’ll happen when a branch scrapes the tent?
bookworm0812 over 8 years ago
A long time ago my brother thought baking soda and baking powder were the same thing so he used one over the other. Can’t remember which, though. He also misread the recipe as ONE half teaspoon instead of one and a half teaspoons. Needless to say, that wacky cake didn’t come out too well.
Dani Rice over 8 years ago
When I was about eight, my dad and my Uncle Larry went out into my grandparent’s field to dig up some maple saplings. I was told to stay on the porch. Being the well-behaved child that I was, I followed them into the field and got poison ivy, quite literally from head to toe. I even had it in my scalp from running my hands through my hair.
My mum had to change my sheets twice a day, and they had to put the medicine in the bath tub to soak me in it. When the blisters finally went away, I got boils. Beautiful, I was not!
MeGoNow Premium Member over 8 years ago
What a crock! Those “girls” have never served anything they themselves baked, ever. Not when they can buy them from day-old and put them on a baking sheet so they can produce them from a warm oven. Ta-da! .And, yes, Jerry. You can substitute leaves for toilet paper. And let me explain what you use the pine cone for. Oh, you already know? Well, of course you do. How silly of me. I should have known that Scoutmaster Lester would have shown you that one. .Boy! With all three of them in that tent tonight, it’s gonna sound like the Kaiser Wilhelm Memorial Umpah Band in concert. I hope it’s well staked down. .(I was going to be impressed that they had been able to build a fire…… until I saw the propane tank.)
Cozmik Cowboy over 8 years ago
When I was a Scoutmaster, I was showing new kids what poison ivy is, and why it’s bad; one kid grabs a handful and, saying “I can’t get it – see?”, rubs it all over his face.Guess what? Yes, he can. Lesson learned (to my shameful satisfaction; never did like that little smart *ss).
fma over 8 years ago
If you are allergic to poison ivy, beware of the sap that drips down when you pick a mango. It has a resin that your body recognizes as the same as poison ivy. The fruit itself may not bother you, however.
InTraining over 8 years ago
I am surprised they figured out how to make a fire…….! ? !