PreTeena by Allison Barrows for December 22, 2016

Could it be your future is buried there?

Geri, it serves you right.

The correct answer is—- no one. President Grant (and his wife) are entombed above ground, not buried.

Darn trick questions.

“buried” can mean hidden from view. So in that sense, President Grant and his wife are buried in his tomb.

I read somewhere that Grant’s tomb is in disrepair. I hope it’s not true.

Or: A tutor would get a crush on you and help you as much as he could.

<<I read somewhere that Grant’s tomb is in disrepair.>>

No. It’s in a national park, in New York.

There has been speculation that Grant is not truly interred there. Similar to such speculation about Napoleon.

I’ve heard that no one is in Grant’s tomb because it took so long to build the tomb that they didn’t want to transfer his body when it was finally finished. Now it’s a national monument.

D. Mary Custis Lee

I know! I know! F. Yo mama:)

She just won “The Whole Wide World”. At least Woody Woodpecker did when he gave that same answer to the same question.