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  1. 3 months ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    I once went 3 months without cutting my fingernails. I couldn’t properly wipe my ass:( My girlfriend at the time refused to do it. Worthless woman:(

  2. about 2 years ago on Scary Gary

    Or . . . transported to a parallel world where Donald Trump is president for life:(

  3. over 2 years ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    My mom is more like the Punisher. She pulled one of her two guns on my sister. She shot at my father. She often, reminded me, haven’t seen her in ten years hope to never see her again, that she would have no problem shooting me. Did you know that mothers kill more children then anyone else:)

  4. over 2 years ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    A chip of the old Bernie Madoff block;/

  5. over 2 years ago on Scary Gary

    I hope that drink doesn’t have garlic in it;/

  6. over 2 years ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    I stand corrected. Now that I think back my mother never pulled a gun on me . . . she did on my sister:(

  7. over 2 years ago on Scary Gary

    I hope that drink doesn’t have garlic in it;/

  8. over 2 years ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    As Calvin’s lawyer I would plead that he’s a minor and his parents are the guilty party. They should have made sure the car was locked and the keys in a safe that only they know the combination to. If I were the judge trying the case . . . EXECUTE HIM!!! He’s already in a tree all we need is a rope:) I would further advise they try for a girl next time. They tend to be far less trouble:)

  9. over 2 years ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    Moms can be monsters: latest news three children dead, three injured, house infested with rats, roaches, soiled diapers, spoiled food. Mom arrested.

  10. over 2 years ago on Aunty Acid

    Pajamas? Who wears pajamas? Who owns pajamas? Take a shower and run around nude all day . . . and night:)