People use farts to communicate. When I’m tired of my girlfriend’s company I start farting;/ Nobody disappears faster then she does:)
When I was little I found a purse on the sidewalk. I opened it and eagerly looked inside. There was a big fat terd in it:(
Depth charges huh? I heard when one’s detonated it kills all fish in a three mile radius;/
The young one is carrying a hard on:( The old one is not:)
I’M 67 YEARS OLD! THE BULLYING NEVER STOPS! IT WILL NEVER EVER, EVER STOP! EVER! WHEN I’M DEAD AND IN MY GRAVE PEOPLE WILL COME BY AND KICK MY HEADSTONE . . . AND BIRDS WILL SHIT ON MY GRAVE:(!
The fish looks like my mother-in-law . . . only cuter:)
Every day I wake up and donald trump is president is a depressed day:( On the bright side we have 847 days left before we get him out of there:) On the depressed side if he gets a second term we have to put up with him for another 2,312 days:( Now not only am I depressed . . . now I’m sick:(
Bullies invented stalking!!! Avoid them! Good luck with that!!! Secret weapon? Bullies hate being bullied:)
Weasels are super predators! Pound for pound no beast on the planet is more ferocious, more blood thirsty, more savage! NOT FUNNY!!!
What . . . no straw with that?!