Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for July 29, 2015
Transcript:
Val: Before we met, I'd never known a police offer. You weren't quite what I expected... Phil: You need to slow down! Wy are you in such a hurry?? In fact, why is EVERYONE in such a hurry?? Phil: Why are we all so stressed? Why can't we just slow down...and breathe...and "be here now"...? Val: So...you're a ZEN cop? Phil: Go, and may the force be with you.
cholomanaba over 8 years ago
FIRST!MAY THE FORCE…….!!!!!! WTH!!
electricshadow Premium Member over 8 years ago
He’s a policeman. The force is with him…and vice versa.
38lowell over 8 years ago
SO TRUE!
gammaguy over 8 years ago
I thought she should slow down so the force wouldn’t need to be with her.
romantiqueluxe over 8 years ago
And then Phil follows her to her office and then to her house to ask her out… after which we realize that Phil let her off without a ticket because he ran out of tickets while carrying an unloaded gun. xD
mggreen over 8 years ago
He IS the force!!In the meantime, anyone else tired of the “The Iran Nuclear Deal” pop-up? I can’t turn it off! Republicans sure have deep pockets!!!
Amra Leo over 8 years ago
mggreen603…I haven’t seen it…
Terr Bear Premium Member over 8 years ago
I like getting to know Phil. Jedi cop!
Diane Lee Premium Member over 8 years ago
Too bad Sandra Bland didn’t change lanes in front of this guy. She’d still be driving around alive and free.
Happy, happy, happy!!! over 8 years ago
When you deal with the public you will run into people that are not having a good day. And people that are clueless. And people that are just big jerks. …and, and, and…When you work with the public you must cultivate patience in yourself.That is a very Zen thing.
Comic Minister Premium Member over 8 years ago
Hee hee hee!
Sheila Hardie over 8 years ago
We have a cop in our area who is like this.
JP Steve Premium Member over 8 years ago
I’ll have to try that at my next traffic stop: “This is not the driver you’re looking for…”
MeGoNow Premium Member over 8 years ago
I know the look in her eye. It’s the handcuffs, isn’t it?.Uh, it’s this way, kids. He leaves them on the bedpost so he can find them easily in the morning. Sure. That’s it.
english.ann over 8 years ago
I’m assuming that at least some previous comment posters mean “POLICE force” when they write “force”.
rgcviper over 8 years ago
“Luke … I am your father.”