Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for July 23, 2015

Just use Suave’s Shower Shark Shielding Shampoo.

And, of course, there are those who file lawsuits for everythig!! Oh, are we talking about the living type of sharks? Sorry, nevermind.

Hit the shark on the nose! With…uhh…your loofah!

Relax, it’s just the motif on the shower curtain! Gotcha, works every time!

Cue the “Psycho” music!

Followed by the “Jaws” theme.

I’m more worried about the pool shark.

Yeah…with his teeth.

Too bad that’s not a nurse shark. I hear they give great sponge baths!

“Candy gram!”

Where’s some Bat Shark Repellent when you need it?

Product placement for the Sharknado movie?

I’ll never go in the shower, on a space station, again.

Poke him in the eye with a soapy stick. Then, while he is blinded, you can eat him.What?Oh, you want the human to win?Nevvveeeerrrrr mmmmmiiiinnnnnddddddd!

The nations of the North Atlantic Treaty Organization are getting together to address the meteoric shark problem. It’s a Shark NATO.

He forgot the Loan Shark.

Prison terminology? You don’t want shower sharks.

“…I’m just a dolphin, ma’am”