Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 07, 2015

But then how are you supposed to roast marshmallows if you have an app that simulates a campfire? Don’t tell me they packed marshmallow paste which they’ll spread on the Graham crackers like butter on bread.

Phoebe’s Dad has exactly the right idea. It was one of the driest winters on record in the Pacific Northwest,and all the forests are wildfires waiting to happen.

The camping puritanism days of Calvin’s dad are definitely over

My family hardly ever had a fire when we went camping.

Clearly Phoebe’s parents haven’t gotten into the spirit of things and unplugged.

Microwave melted s’mores aren’t bad, though they don’t have the texture of fire-roasted marshmallows.

If the YouTube video of a campfire doesn’t heat up the smores, Sriracha will make them hot..

Ofcourse if you really want a S’more without a campfire, just turn to Marigold. I’m sure she has some UNICORN way of doing that.

A video game of course.

Yeah when things are dry, use only a camping stove, fires just bad. You can do a reasonable job of roasting marshmallows over a butane flame at least.

Ninsega SD4? Look, I really like this comic, but that doesn’t work as a fake video game name. It’s like a car called “Aston Roys.” And SD4 as a parody of 3DS doesn’t work, because SD sounds like it’s got something to do with SD-cards.

You can keep your Ninsega SD4. I prefer my Playbox Portable.

I liked to eat the toasted “skin” off a marshmallow and then put the the “innards” over the fire for a second toasting.Something I learned from my grandpa.

We had campfire bans, but charcoal grills were still allowed.

That reminds me our Sony Playstation 5 (PS5) just got delivered yesterday!