Scary Gary by Mark Buford for April 04, 2015

The only rifle banned in Kentucky.

What a chickenshot idea!

The chicken rifle was later judged to not be the highest level of diabolical evil and was replaced by the advanced porcupine rifle….

How many chicken nuggets does it take to buy a chicken rifle?

Idea’s of that caliber are hard to come by

Of course, it uses bird shot.

Looks like a Springfield rifle.Or instead of Glock, call it Flock.Very limited range due to poor muzzle velocity.

I prefer the “duck gun” which is used to fire ducks into jet engines to test the effects of bird strikes. Sully did it the hard way.

buck, buckAWK!

Do you use a chicken rifle to shoot clay pigeons?

Next up in development, the true elephant gun?

Poultry in motion.

Where’s the rifling?More of a smoothbore chicken chunker, a fowl flinger, a poultry projector, proof the chicken came first, a faster plucker

On the plus side, this rife WILL make egging someone’s car a LOT easier.