Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 03, 2015
Transcript:
Mom: "Calvin, are you slamming doors?!" Calvin: "It wasn't me, mom! I didn't hear anything!" Susie: "LET ME OUT OF HERE, CALVIN. YOU ROTTEN BAG OF BARF!" Calvin: "Whee! Our club's finest hour!" Mom: "Where's Susie?" Calvin: "Beats me. Maybe she went outside" Susie: "I'M IN HERE! LET ME OUT!" Calvin: "Why, Susie! What were YOU doing in the closet, of all places?" Mom: "Calvin..." Susie: "He tricked me in there and held the door!"
BE THIS GUY about 9 years ago
…and suddenly, Hobbes becomes quiet.
Kali39 about 9 years ago
No! No! It was Hobbes!! Yell at him!Yeah, that’s going to work, Calvin. No one ever blames the tiger…
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 9 years ago
What a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive. Right, Calvin? Calvin?
Linux0s about 9 years ago
“It was the best of times… it was the worst of times… "
phylum about 9 years ago
while reading this cartoon I just had an unfortunate thought…I think my mom would have believed me..in fact she did…I think..
rentier about 9 years ago
Bad boys!!
phylum about 9 years ago
and over a cartoon ….a stupid cartoon
Jonathan Mason about 9 years ago
Because it’s tantamount to child abuse, and because corporal punishment doesn’t work – it just causes long-term psychological damage.
rentier about 9 years ago
I think, Hobbes didn’t realy want to lock in Susi into the closet in his heart, he only doesn’t want Calvin being jealous and so he did the bad play with him, to show, he is his big friend!!
gcw17 about 9 years ago
sure my mom would believe me too she trusts me in everything. But did susie record or not?
Aaberon about 9 years ago
Calvin has a seriously close resemblance to Eddie Haskell today.
Dour Scotsman about 9 years ago
“Why does the strap never come out ?”
Because its not the dark ages anymore?
cubswin2016 about 9 years ago
Dumb-da-dumb-dumb!
rshive about 9 years ago
And Calvin becomes a thespian.
Karaboo2 about 9 years ago
Calvin looks pretty innocent, for a rotten bag of barf.
steffilasker about 9 years ago
Really good comic
flash_in_the_pan about 9 years ago
‘rotten bag of barf’ – great one Susie!
weatherford.joe Premium Member about 9 years ago
Can’t stay out of trouble, can you, Calvin.
EtzEchad about 9 years ago
Didn’t anyone ever tell Susie it isn’t polite to point? What a rotten kid.
Puddleglum2 about 9 years ago
@Linux0s,Tale of Two ‘Kiddies’
neverenoughgold about 9 years ago
Awwwwww, today’s strip just priceless…
Godfather Vito about 9 years ago
Calvin is about to find out that chicks stick together
Number Three about 9 years ago
We have new next door neighbours. I only met the Mum and she’s very nice but one of her kids slams doors. She often apologises to us for all the noise.Mum’s face expression in the last panel is Code Red.xxx
Susie Derkins :D about 9 years ago
Your lucky it’s less worse then the time you locked your babysitter out of the house.
Will_Scarlet about 9 years ago
Oh Calvin, you are SUCH a bad liar.
Hunter7 about 9 years ago
Hobbes is going to use Suzie’s line “bag of barf” against Calvin. And if he doesn’t, he should.