Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for December 28, 2014

@TonyI don’t know…Probably just hang out with a friend.

New Year’s Eve plans?

Dunno yet. maybe. I’m waiting for an invite some where

Everybody come to our house! Go west, at the big mountain, turn right across the bridge, turn right at the signal, turn left at the first street, we’re the 3rd house in the cul-d-sac. BYOB, see you about 8!

About 4 years ago we had the party to end all parties. It was legendary and is still talked about today. I would give details, but they would not be appropriate here. As it turned out it did end the parties, because you can not recreate perfection.

Bev… me too.

x_Tech… me too. Probably.

Bev… Sure.Oh…. you didn’t ask me.But you can.

Wait… how many snickerdoodles?

Bev….Or we could go to 2Old’s…I hear she throws a heck of a party.

But I’m not sure about the directions… if I go too far west from here I’ll fall in the ocean.

And I did say I’d hang out with a friend.

Not me! It’s safer to stay home under a bullet proof ceiling, and watch the falling rounds of ammunition come down!

We never do anything.

Fondue, games, and laughs with a couple other families.

Nothing special. Dinner and a movie.

sleep, I started staying home and just sleeping a long time ago and it is just the thing I do. I’m boring.

@TonyNew Year’s Eve plans? Probably go to early fireworks, then to bed to wake up sometime next year.

Nada.

Home with the kids.Shrimp cocktail, summer sausage, cheese and crackers.Three Stooges marathon!!!

Not sure yet but it probably includes staying home with the kids and toasting with sparkling cider.

Picking up 4 or 5 lobsters in the afternoon – dinner for 2 at around 8.

@Tony.New Year’s Eve is like any other night except for getting boxes out of the attic. New Year’s Day is take down Christmas decorations so I need to be rested. Have to work on 1/2 so no late nights for me.

New Year’s eve plan; have a drink, read comics watch some tv, then go to bed. Just the same as every night.

Same as we do every year Pinky……try to take over the world.Oh sorry wrong flashback. We will do what we do every year, ditch the kid, watch some movies, grill some steaks and I’ll have my drink at midnight. Maybe even a kiss if the hubby can stay awake this year..2old Is your Cul de sac anywhere near palm trees and a mariachi band or did I go too far?

We go to a hotel 100 miles away, to visit with two other couples, same for the last 35 years. My wife went to high school with the two ladies.