Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 03, 2014
Transcript:
Goat: Hey, Mobster Marty... How was your day? Marty: Good. Robbed a truck. Threatened a pizza shop owner. Beat up a punk. Goat: You might want to keep your voice down, Marty. There's a little girl behind you. Marty: Yeah, that's my kid. It's 'take your daughter to work' day. Goat: Never mind. Daughter: Whack him, dad.
cdgar over 9 years ago
Bad idea to take her “to work”.
Sherlock Watson over 9 years ago
Annie and Daddy Warbucks sure have changed.
Rod Gonzalez over 9 years ago
He might just be grooming her to take over from him some day.
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 9 years ago
wow. good example for the kid
garcoa over 9 years ago
Kids learn best by example
Ida No over 9 years ago
Mobster Marty: “Goat, I’d like you to help me out here. Don’t squirm while I show smallfry how to do a ‘kneecap’.”
PICTO over 9 years ago
Get all “waste management” on him dad.
PUNishment over 9 years ago
Goat should just be happy that he is a goat and not a horse.
Observer fo Irony over 9 years ago
Marty: Now daughter of mine what did I say about whacking people?Daughter: No whacking until you give them the loan and then call it due.
StCleve72 over 9 years ago
This is the exact way that religion spreads from one generation to the next as well. Child: I want to be a jihadist just like daddy was! (Ah, children. They blow up so fast!)
Observer fo Irony over 9 years ago
That may be because they need to over perform to be accepted by the made man group as in If you can do it, then I can do it better.
T_Lexi over 9 years ago
He’s grooming her to be a successful Godmother…
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
That kid’s got spunk! You must be doing something right, Mobster Marty!Watch your mouth, Goat; know what I mean?(Hey I live just about one minute’s walk from Elmwood Park, where the older guys live: know what I mean?)
Number Three over 9 years ago
They learn so fast!
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bobengler over 9 years ago
Where did the Crocs go? – go visit the Stacy’s Croc Boutique for all the latest Croc accessories like the Larry Belt, boots and Hat set.
Jml58 over 9 years ago
The female of the species is more deadly than the male.
HonoBear over 9 years ago
The “family” must be from Jersey.
claire de la lune. over 9 years ago
Poor girl. Or maybe she’s fortunate, depending on how you look at it.
HowieL over 9 years ago
Everyone knows that women need to be 20% crueler than men to get the same yield!