Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 29, 2014
Transcript:
Lucy: Doing homework? Danae: Yes and no. Lucy: Uh...isn't it one or the other? Danae: Nope. I have to give an oral report, but calling it homework makes me only hear "work", which is no fun, so I'd put it off. Instead, I think of it as performance art, and it becomes fun! Lucy: Wow...how do you do that? Danae: Uh...do what? Lucy: Make something so endearing sound so ominous? Danae: Ok, now you sound like my teacher.
Argythree over 9 years ago
I missed something. What was ‘endearing’ about anything that Danae said?
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 9 years ago
It’s the nature of the beast that changes the tone of the work.
awgiedawgie Premium Member over 9 years ago
If her teacher is Miss Wormwood, she’s probably having flashbacks… and nightmares.
AlnicoV over 9 years ago
That same thing could be said about Danea herself.
Dtroutma over 9 years ago
Isn’t her whole life performance art?
Arianne over 9 years ago
Who knew Danae was a “spoonful of sugar” type of gal? Mary Poppins would be proud!
dadoctah over 9 years ago
Performance art. Cue the Björk references.
Observer fo Irony over 9 years ago
To deliver an oral report about nothing should prepare Danae for public office.
dabugger over 9 years ago
Attitude and words, so much alike if the spin is right. Smarty just fools herself; deliberately. Now that is enduring.
Hunter7 over 9 years ago
Performance Art? Danae is going to perform a dance for her class?
Calvins Brother over 9 years ago
Kinda like the horses in Young Frankenstein.
rphbeta over 9 years ago
Frau Blücher!