Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 10, 2014
Transcript:
Duke: Nephew, can you believe how low I'll sink for a lousy grand? Zonker: Beats destitution, Duke. The lecture finished? Duke: I guess. I mean, what can one say to 300 young republicans? Zonker: I'm sure you'll think of something. Duke: But I so want to make a good impression... Zonker: Well, you could start by being on time. We better get going! Duke: In a minute. I can't decide what hallucinogen to take... Zonker: Duke, you're late, man! Just grab anything!
Pharmakeus Ubik over 9 years ago
Start with STP and work your way backward through the alphabet.
Plumbob Wilson over 9 years ago
I think this is the arc where Duke hallucinates the Young Republicans turning into a hall full of sheep.
rpmurray over 9 years ago
“Ask not for freedom; ask what the nanny state can get for you.”
ajr58 over 9 years ago
Ask not what your country can do for you, but what can you grab for yourself and screw the rest.
Beleck3 over 9 years ago
ah Republicanism at its’ finest. screwing over others. somethings never change. lol the age old tradition of finding an excuse to get over, American style.
Eggman61 over 9 years ago
Duke took the drug that makes you believe in the Laffer Curve and the wisdom of teaching Creationism in public schools. It was a well-received speech.
mourdac Premium Member over 9 years ago
No, no, these things can’t be rushed.
summerdog86 over 9 years ago
A sad state of affairs not to live in the life you are given.
kaffekup over 9 years ago
Not every life is perfect, and many prefer to live a life of their own choosing.
MUGger86 over 9 years ago
I think we’ve just seen the seeds of the Tea Party about to be sewn – wish I could hear that speech (after the hallucnogens kicked in, of course).
braindead Premium Member over 9 years ago
First lesson for Young Republicans: It’s OKAY if a Republican does it!
BE THIS GUY over 9 years ago
Pick the one that makes you see pretty colors.
davids.comments over 9 years ago
One of the all time classic strips.