Middle aged dad of teens, living in the 'burbs.
Excuse me a moment...
"Hey! You Kids! Mow my lawn!"
And no, his name is not Nick Seluk
He survived survival training. The coffee made him a little less miserable than his colleagues. He became a pilot and spent his Navy career flying a jet that patrolled and defended domestic borders. He retired while still relatively young and is living in New Mexico. And he still enjoys a cup of good, strong coffee every morning.
Almost time for the Luau! Tiki torches at twilight. Hula girls at the bar.
You could try throwing it down the well.
Will Tom on the other island suddenly present bullet holes?
Wine is ~85% water. So he can turn the wine into brandy, and brandy into grain alcohol. And we can develop vehicles to run on grain alcohol. Only Jesus can save us from anthropomorphic climate change!
We’re going to XPRLK7@ for our Easter weekend. Nice new universe. G-Man hasn’t created viruses there, but it still has that Old Testament charm.
We took a roadtrip vacation to Colorado when my twins were 9. We spent the night in Vegas on both the way out and on the way back. On the return night we went to one of the larger casinos to have dinner. I walked out on the floor and was looking at some card game, trying to figure out what it was. My daughter kept tugging on my arm and started crying. “Daddy! (sob) I don’t want to you start gambling and loose our house!” (I’ve never gambled in my life.)
If you have nothing nice to say, keep your mouth shut. (credited to Mom)
That’s right. Someone has to feed and clean up after the dogs.