Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 02, 2014

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    Can't Sleep  over 9 years ago

    Failure is always an option.

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    wndrwrthg  over 9 years ago

    But death is.

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    wrwallaceii  over 9 years ago

    Hey bro… hold my beer will ya? Watch this…

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    AlnicoV   over 9 years ago

    For him failure was not an option, until it was.

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    watmiwori  over 9 years ago

    There is no Plan B for death. Nor is failure an option: we all‘succeed’ eventually, whether we will or no.

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    Dtroutma  over 9 years ago

    He was talking about his parachute?? (No reserve?)

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    Superfrog  over 9 years ago

    Seems like success wasn’t an option either.

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    Varnes  over 9 years ago

    Don’t know what his plan A was, but it was dead on…..

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    CoolcatDK  over 9 years ago

    as long as he didn’t fail dying, then you’re really screwed

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    Zero-Gabriel  over 9 years ago

    Mythbusters says otherwise… “Failure is Always an Option!”.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 9 years ago

    If you are considering reincarnation as a viable option to other belief systems regarding life and death, then Plan B may be taken as a preventative to your life being completed, requiring that you do not begin a new life immediately, allowing you to remain in the current one.If one is to speculate, one should speculate widely and not remain confined to a single narrow course of speculation, or else there is no purpose in speculation whatsoever.

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    She Mc  over 9 years ago

    Whatever, he took it with him!

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    SkyFisher  over 9 years ago

    If failure is not a possibility, then you aren’t risking anything, and will achieve nothing.

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    dr_dolittle_rwc  over 9 years ago

    Bet I can do this without spillin’ my beer!

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    dadoctah  over 9 years ago

    Failure is not an option. It’s mandatory.

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    puddlesplatt  over 9 years ago

    dead is dead…end of thought!

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    dabugger  over 9 years ago

    for the simplistic: alternative choices….now try en deal with that….

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    Observer fo Irony  over 9 years ago

    On the other side of the headstone it reads ‘it is a requirement to learn how to do it right.’

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    Gokie5  over 9 years ago

    You’ll have to pry my single narrow course of speculation out of my cold, dead fingers!

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    Ermine Notyours  over 9 years ago

    “Is it the red wire, or the blue wire?”

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    SkyFisher  over 9 years ago

    Ironically, one of the side adds just flashed the text at me “Failure is not an option.”(I navigated away from the page before I saw what the add was for, but the slogan caught my eye just as I clicked the next link.)

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    hippogriff  over 9 years ago

    Zero-Gabriel: And Julius Sumner Miller said, “Experiments never fail; experimenters may fail, but experiments are based on the laws of the universe.”

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  over 9 years ago

    Safety is for Sissies and Instructions are a Crutch.

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    susan.e.a.c  over 9 years ago

    Looks like his motto got him a good long life.

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    ishannon5289  over 9 years ago

    I am going to live forever or die trying.

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    38lowell  over 9 years ago

    ….and now, he knows!

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    Hunter7  over 9 years ago

    I thought it was “No Guts, No Glory”?

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