Last Kiss by John Lustig for June 27, 2014

“A lady can’t be too careful.”

Reminds me of an old D.L. Hughley line:“Where’d you learn to do that? Get your freaky @$$ outta here! But before you go, do it again. I wanna be sure I didn’t like it.”

That’s the point of being a censor: you get plenty of chances to besure that something is offensive.

But is he perverted ENOUGH for you?

attend james madison university. there, perverts are not punished at all. expulsion upon graduation. or, suspended for 30 days. or, have to write a book report.

Like most things, perversion is in the eye of the beholder…

I did that once – big mistake! He kept wanting to see me again (and by then I had found a good guy). Fortunately, he understood why I didn’t want him (I made that clear).

Ask him if he watches ‘My Little Pony’.

A former girlfriend once told me “if it’s not painful, it’s not a perversion.”

I guess she won’t mind when her kids are taken away.

Yes, it’s best to be sure….

And if he’s not, then she’ll dump him.

“…..’cuz he could be Mr. Right.”

Sex is only dirty when done right….

Honey, I’ve been at this so long I’m considered a PROvert.

I really think the original dialog is really funny and would have been good enough to use.