In today’s big screen world, his tiny display and lack of resolution do nothing for her. And his age is showing. Even when he’s off, you can still see video game field that’s burned into him. It’s really been going down hill since the first time they got intimate and she found he didn’t even even have an HDMI port. And she would have like to at least upgraded him to some firmware that would have satisfied her, but he had no USB port.
jreckard over 10 years ago
She seems … I don’t know … what’s the word? far away? aloof? distant?
Bilan over 10 years ago
When Buddha said that change comes from within, he never knew about batteries for the remote.
Superfrog over 10 years ago
They’re out of control.
Packratjohn Premium Member over 10 years ago
How many remotes does it take to change a TV?
Me3000 over 10 years ago
Hes been to conectrd with the cable box lately
pcolli over 10 years ago
Then who turned him on this morning – his audio’s working.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 10 years ago
Al Rob YaBline…and he suggests battery.
Time for a new counselor.
Lakegal over 10 years ago
Careful…he’ll rob ya blind!
J Short over 10 years ago
Replacing batteries on a regular basis would help a lot of relationships.
naturally_easy over 10 years ago
He’s good! They each got out one sentence and he figured out their problem. I wonder how much they had to pay for that?
James Hopkins over 10 years ago
If that doesn’t work, do their vows only go as far as the warranty?
debuggingdevice over 10 years ago
Maybe they are both complaining that there is little electricity left in their relationship…maybe not even a spark!!!
MeGoNow Premium Member over 10 years ago
In today’s big screen world, his tiny display and lack of resolution do nothing for her. And his age is showing. Even when he’s off, you can still see video game field that’s burned into him. It’s really been going down hill since the first time they got intimate and she found he didn’t even even have an HDMI port. And she would have like to at least upgraded him to some firmware that would have satisfied her, but he had no USB port.
joe piglet Premium Member over 10 years ago
He screens everything she does, and she is too remote to care.
StratmanRon over 10 years ago
Maybe they could call Tech Support and go through a “Pairing” counseling…
jack fairbanks over 10 years ago
When takin’ a lickin’ doesn’t keep it tickin’
nathanb08 over 10 years ago
lol…Make sure you have the right batteries.
DocArtie over 10 years ago
I think the bigger problem is that she keeps disappearing.
vldazzle over 10 years ago
@Short, I agree. Even now, we use lots of them ;-D
lookwhatbobfound over 10 years ago
i was having trouble with my remote turning on/off & changing channels. finally turned it in to bright house & got a new one. problem solved!