Backstage at the Patterson Playhouse: Flintheart’s financial adviserThree hundred large in small bills, Coffee nearly spews a geyser.Java spilled by Coffee: give him a fresh cup of joeThe sacred bean was wasted when Flintheart demanded his dough.To procure rare Captain Video, he was part of the castCoffee knows that the old ham must make his fortune last.It takes more than popping vitamins to be old with no cashAt Flintheart’s age it’s been a spell since his films made a splash.Elsewhere Sprocket’s nervous, wants to take it on the lamOnce Lena is done feasting, she feels it’s best they scram.Silver he can’t disagree, he knows his sister’s rightFleece Flintheart of three hundred large, then they shall take flight.
So if I’m reading this right, Miles Mycroft was the originator of the scam. Mary did say that he had been arrested before in that dialogue that people here were claiming was just a re-hash.
If the late unlamented hyena chow, Miles Mycroft, was the instigator of this scam, and if the Nitrates paid him some advance, plus rented or leased the Lyric as a base for the scam and lair for Lena, they really do need to score a big payoff to be able to skip town in comfort. Coffee’s head may explode when he learns of the new add-ons Silver is planning for the old vain thespian!Hurry, Mary and Dick and MCU!
cpalmeresq over 10 years ago
“Sigh okay, Vitamin”…REALLY?!!
SKJAM! Premium Member over 10 years ago
So Miles was a more important part of the con than previously thought—how long would even 300 Gs last with their popcorn habit?
blunebottle over 10 years ago
They paid Mycroft?
Pequod over 10 years ago
Backstage at the Patterson Playhouse: Flintheart’s financial adviserThree hundred large in small bills, Coffee nearly spews a geyser.Java spilled by Coffee: give him a fresh cup of joeThe sacred bean was wasted when Flintheart demanded his dough.To procure rare Captain Video, he was part of the castCoffee knows that the old ham must make his fortune last.It takes more than popping vitamins to be old with no cashAt Flintheart’s age it’s been a spell since his films made a splash.Elsewhere Sprocket’s nervous, wants to take it on the lamOnce Lena is done feasting, she feels it’s best they scram.Silver he can’t disagree, he knows his sister’s rightFleece Flintheart of three hundred large, then they shall take flight.
coldsooner over 10 years ago
These two somehow remind me of Riff Raff and Magenta…
jonahhex1 over 10 years ago
If Coffee is smart, he’ll make sure those bills are marked.
Neil Wick over 10 years ago
So if I’m reading this right, Miles Mycroft was the originator of the scam. Mary did say that he had been arrested before in that dialogue that people here were claiming was just a re-hash.
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
If the late unlamented hyena chow, Miles Mycroft, was the instigator of this scam, and if the Nitrates paid him some advance, plus rented or leased the Lyric as a base for the scam and lair for Lena, they really do need to score a big payoff to be able to skip town in comfort. Coffee’s head may explode when he learns of the new add-ons Silver is planning for the old vain thespian!Hurry, Mary and Dick and MCU!
avenger09 over 10 years ago
“Silver how are we gonna get out?”
Don’t worry sister mine, with the current pacing of this story we’re stuck in we’ll be here at least another 4 weeks. Chow!
Vista Bill Raley and Comet™ over 10 years ago
Good morning everyone…
ColonelClaus over 10 years ago
Back in ’63, the stereotypical control freak manager was a “Colonel” as in Col Parker.
Chris Sherlock over 10 years ago
To me, at least, Vitamin does resemble Vincent.
Mikeyj over 10 years ago
Vitamin looks like Vincent Price, the Hollywood actor, right ?^^Gould wrote that he based Vitamin on John Barrymore
screengrab
ColonelClaus over 10 years ago
Dont do no Salvation Army work, but do work around Christmastime. And one should tell from the avatar that folks ask me where the chicken is.
Morrow Cummings over 10 years ago
You have it backwards…. VERY backwards.
ColonelClaus over 10 years ago
There ya go my friend… You aint as dumb as I look
Pequod over 7 years ago
Backstage at the Patterson Playhouse: Flintheart’s financial adviser
Three hundred large in small bills, Coffee nearly spews a geyser.
Java spilled by Coffee: give him a fresh cup of joe
The sacred bean was wasted when Flintheart demanded his dough.
To procure rare Captain Video, he was part of the cast
Coffee knows that the old ham must make his fortune last.
It takes more than popping vitamins to be old with no cash
At Flintheart’s age it’s been a spell since his films made a splash.
Elsewhere Sprocket’s nervous, wants to take it on the lam
Once Lena is done feasting, she feels it’s best they scram.
Silver he can’t disagree, he knows his sister’s right
Fleece Flintheart of three hundred large, then they shall take flight.