Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for April 30, 2013

This is uncanny, considering that we’ve just seen what a blaze fertilizer can make….and heard about the Veteran’s last couple of weeks…. Yikes.

But I’m sure it was submitted ages ago… and in spite of what some people think, it’s almost impossible to pull a strip that has already been sent to the print media.

Bev… I don’t think those used to be shorts…

He’s so calm, though…maybe he’s wearing that brand new asbestos-free, flame proof underwear, developed right here in Ballard County, by our own x_Tech Industries….now available for industrial, kitchen, and garden use.

This is WHY you keep off the grass. The signs are warnings, like “Beware of Dog”.

Looks like he is turning into the Human Phoenix.

That’s a nice way of giving yourself a hot foot.

Guess he bought that knock off product Miracle Glow instead of Miracle Grow .

nah, fire ants

" It’s like a sauna, in here ! " spoken by the ’ Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire’ insurance agent….

It would have been better to go organic on the fertilizer

No mas pantelones…

Looks like notorious neighborhood liar, Warren Wiggins, is telling stories again….no way was he out gardening in his yard yesterday…

(photo, Ballard Bugle)

Liar, Liar (the Castaways, 1965)

(The Bugle wouldn’t publish obviously photoshopped photos, would it???)

Come back in a couple of days ant look at his lawn.Hes going to need some talented gardeners to bring it back…

Attack of the Killer Dandeloions!….part XIII

Lets just hope theres not a methane leek anywares neerbye… (jus sayin’)

Yes, they have to have started as long pants to catch fire from the ground. Before I read the caption, my first thought was over pleating ( i thought he could have gone overboard with the origami ;-D

After West it is hard to post on this one.Its funny in a way but………I know it was unintended. We all know TOO much fertilizer will burn your lawn.

No sh_t Sherlock lives on..

Is this the crazy world of Arthur Brown.

Talk about a hot topic.

Happy, happy, happy! LOL!

You lie, for shame!Your bloomers are aflame!

Hi Dry. I’ve been fiddling around in Photobucket. I’m coming home to sleep!Good Night Ballardeers!

Must Be A West, Texas Joke.

I’ve got them spontaneous combustion blues.

Comical table anyone?

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Good morning Balladeers and Tigressy!