Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 18, 2012

good point; it is A question

I think unicorn snot is a key ingredient in Laffy Taffy.

Phoebe seems to be obsessed with nose picking! (Or maybe Dana is…) ;o)

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Do Heavenly Nostrils produce Celestial Snot?

fairy marigold lies?

Heavenly Nostrils is the only page that does not show up on my “history”. Anyone else?

Very carefully.

That answer is so easy. They do what my horse does. They can rub their nose against their foreleg, or if a human is handy their shirt makes the perfect hanky.

Answer it, answer fairy. The world wants to know.

I didn’t pick my nose, I was born with it.

Cows just use their tongues. Totally grosses me out.

Phoebe just needs to get to point.

What “history” would that be?

Unicorns don’t pick their noses. They shoot snot rockets.

The tail looks handy for it.

Well, hey… “Heavenly Nostrils” is the name of the strip. Phoebe’s question is totally appropriate.Not to mention relevant, germaine, and whatever else you can think of.

If the Answer Pixie knows the question, then why doesn’t it just answer?

Because that’s not how Answer Pixies do these things!