Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 02, 2013
Transcript:
Lucy: Wait... so your New Year's resolution is to make resolutions for everyone else? Danae: Yep... it's my gift to the world. Lucy: Uh... how so? Danae: With everyone working toward the same goal, no one has anything to fight about, so we'll have world peace! Lucy: That goal being to benefit you in every way... Danae: Well, let's just call it a win-win. Lucy: On behalf of the entire world, I'll thank you to take your resolution and s-- Danae: You're welcome!
pawpawbear over 11 years ago
Oooooh—-What the horsie said!!!
Linguist over 11 years ago
Horsefeathers !!!
alviebird over 11 years ago
Now that’s creative writing. Literally.
poppy1313 over 11 years ago
BONK! OH horse plucky
Rodney99 over 11 years ago
Let’s hear it for Horse Sense!
vwdualnomand over 11 years ago
they call it annual performance review and evaluations. to change us for the benefit of the company.
roctor over 11 years ago
Back atcha.
Frog-on-a-Log Premium Member over 11 years ago
StCleve72 over 11 years ago
Willey is great. Always funny and entertaining and a cut above.
emptc12 over 11 years ago
Less deserving people than Danae have won the Nobel Peace Prize. (Now, Republicans — be nice.)
gordrogb Premium Member over 11 years ago
I think world peas are overrated – they just taste like regular peas to me.
Mostly Water Premium Member over 11 years ago
When Danae grows up she will have a promising future running a pyramid scheme on Wall Street or as a dictator in some 3rd world country.
dabugger over 11 years ago
Don’t know if Deane can saddle that…..?
rnmontgomery over 11 years ago
I’d love to see what would happen if Denae were to meet Calvin – they are a perfect pair. Come on Wiley – you can do it.
bagbalm over 11 years ago
I for one would welcome equine overlords. Anybody who can ball up a paper and throw it with hooves is pretty smart.
prrdh over 11 years ago
Assuming that everyone reacts to Danae in the same way, and ‘the enemy of my enemy is my friend’, there might be something in that ‘world peace’ idea.
Dr_Fogg over 11 years ago
road apples. :-)
zenguyuno over 11 years ago
I think Lucy said “Stuff it where the sun don’t shine!”.
jahoody over 11 years ago
as Colonel Potter said (more than once) HORSE PUCKY!!!
coffeemugman over 11 years ago
@bagbalmThen she can rule with Horace and Melody (Dark Side of the Horse)
Hunter7 over 11 years ago
That’s a load of Horse Hockey!
pcolli over 11 years ago
Whirled peas? Well if you’re going to lick it ALL off me, carry on.
pcolli over 11 years ago
What’s stopping you?
Alms4Thorby over 11 years ago
Still having “sarcasm recognition” issues, Danae?
reynard61 over 11 years ago
These days pretty much the only reward for hard work is more, harder work — unless, of course, you have two or three capital(ist*) letters in your job title (i.e. V.P., CEO, CFO, etc.), then you get a nice, fat (and usually undeserved) bonus.
*Ha! See what I did there?
Rickapolis over 11 years ago
How can one not love Danae?
Caddy57 over 11 years ago
I like this one…but it would be better if Danae would actually listen to anyone other than her own voice….or voices as the case may be.
BonnieFountain over 7 years ago
Is Danae now channeling Donald Trump?