Close to Home by John McPherson for March 29, 2023

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    ronaldspence  11 months ago

    Power of the press…pressed against the desk!

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    momofalex7  11 months ago

    The co-anchor did it.

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    Leroy  11 months ago

    Breaking news??

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    youarentjackson  11 months ago

    I make my living off the evening news

    Just give me something

    Something I can use

    People love it when you lose

    They love dirty laundry

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 11 months ago

    I wonder if it’ll be an exclusive.

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    Dobie  Premium Member 11 months ago

    “We’re experiencing some technical difficulties, so we’ll be right back after this commercial message.”

    “Walk if off Bob! You’ve got the next segment!”

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    Kaputnik  11 months ago

    I wouldn’t be too sure that you’re safe, Ms. Three-Feet-to-the-Left.

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    AtariDragon  11 months ago

    “Thousands killed in intense fighting! Both sides allege atrocities! But first, our main story: Veteran reporter gets boo-boo on his noggin from intense fighting!”

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    Comics are the first thing to read  11 months ago

    I thought this happened only on the Muppet Show.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member 11 months ago

    Reporters love to pester people who’ve lost a loved one how they feel. “Well, ma’am, your infant was washed away in the flood, how do you feel?” Vultures! Anyway a local TV reporter’s husband was jogging and run over and killed and not one reporter asked her how she felt. They leave their own alone.

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    The Orange Mailman  11 months ago

    Will there be a film?

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    wongo  11 months ago

    Looks you have finally broken through the “glass ceiling”! You go girl!

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    jbduncan  11 months ago

    Guess she won’t need a teleprompter for this story.

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    jlsnell327  11 months ago

    News as it happens!

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    Aficionado  11 months ago

    Bleeb, you need to get out of sight. You don’t want to become part of the story. “Small yellow alien may have caused beam collapse resulting in newscaster’s horrific demise.”

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    Zebrastripes  11 months ago

    The show must go on….

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    Amra Leo  11 months ago

    Bleeb got a free ride…

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    the lost wizard  11 months ago

    We go live to the scene. :)

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    geese28  11 months ago

    Wow ran out of hot topics at the studio I see

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    ars731  11 months ago

    “In other news… we are now accepting applications for co-anchor”

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  11 months ago

    The lines on his head just made the headlines.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  11 months ago

    Bleeb’s showing off his new Beamer.

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    eb110americana  11 months ago

    It’s difficult to break the glass ceiling…when it’s made of cement.

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    Angry Indeed  11 months ago

    Her anchor will be doing an in-depth report at the cemetery.

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    harvey812abc  11 months ago

    Looks more like ‘less’ at eleven!

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    Ham Gravy Premium Member 11 months ago

    It was Walter Concrete.

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    erinurse2000  11 months ago

    Honey, your exclusive is now!

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    aussie399 Premium Member 9 months ago

    Thought there’d be more at 37

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