Close to Home by John McPherson for November 12, 2022

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    allen@home  over 1 year ago

    Burning leaves also smell good. Sadly can’t do that here anymore.

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    AllishaDawn  over 1 year ago

    Does the yard have a pimple?

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    David_the_CAD  over 1 year ago

    Keep 911 on speed dial.

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    Wilde Bill  over 1 year ago

    Bob makes a mental note not to annoy his neighbor.

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    ronaldspence  over 1 year ago

    why are the green leaves falling again?

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    BigBoy  over 1 year ago

    Doesn’t work with my pine needles they’re too quick

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    cdward  over 1 year ago

    Probably much quieter, too. Leaf blowers are one of the most annoying devices ever invented (and a waste of gas for the non-electric type)

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    Doug K  over 1 year ago

    For more on Flamethrower usage, see today’s WuMo:

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Watch me take this fence down!

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    Dobie  Premium Member over 1 year ago

    …and theres the occasional trick shot when a bird flies by. What, what, I’m kiddin’, I’m kiddin’!

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Cool. You do you dude. But if you burn down my house, I’m gonna light you up.

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    David in Webb Premium Member over 1 year ago

    At about $4/gallon – I think not.

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    Chris  over 1 year ago

    just gotta be careful not to set wanted things on fire, accidently.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  over 1 year ago

    It’s about time someone went vigilante on Fall!!

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    Lee26 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Keep that flamethrower handy for melting all of the snow come winter!

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    Daltongang Premium Member over 1 year ago

    In other news, Pete the Pyro was sentenced to 10 years in prison for burning down his own house. Sources say he just couldn’t leaf things alone.

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    Amra Leo  over 1 year ago

    Huh. I see Dalcon, but not Bleeb. Good camouflage!

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    jbduncan  over 1 year ago

    About your cat in my tree, sorry!

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    Jml58  over 1 year ago

    It can also be used against spiders in the bathroom.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I don’t think they’re quite ripe yet…

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I suggested doing just that to get rid of the leaves of the three large maple trees in our yard. My wife is such a spoilsport!

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    tservaas Premium Member over 1 year ago

    He didn’t burn Bleeb up yet – Bleep is at the bend in the fence

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    Teto85 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Yah. I remember raking them int big piles and putting foil wrapped potatoes into the pile and lighting it on fire. After all the leaves burned down we would have baked potatoes. MMMMMMM

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    geese28  over 1 year ago

    Hmm he seems to enjoy it a little bit TOO much.

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    ekke  over 1 year ago

    Of course (you lame colorist) if they’re green they’re harder to ignite. And they probably wouldn’t be on the ground raked into a pile, either.

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    cuzinron47  over 1 year ago

    The neighbor’s thinking, ‘What in blazes?’.

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    Impkins  Premium Member over 1 year ago

    YAY!!!!! Bleeb! Next we’re doing smores! :)

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    scpandich  over 1 year ago

    Bleeb seems somewhat agitated.

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    norphos  over 1 year ago

    His wife should be standing nearby with a fire extinguisher.

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    EdmundBabe  over 1 year ago

    Ignoring the microparticules, the co2, and the inevitable insurance denial

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    spaced man spliff  over 1 year ago

    “I don’t wanna set the world on fire….” (a 40s song)

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    The Orange Mailman  over 1 year ago

    Some. Things. Sure. Can. Sweep. Me. Off. My. Feet.

    Burning Down the House!

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    MCProfessor  over 1 year ago

    Don’t wait for them to fall. Just light them up on the tree.

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