Close to Home by John McPherson for April 24, 2022

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    C  almost 2 years ago

    No one likes air dryers

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    Ryan B Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    A new meaning to digital waste.

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    momofalex7  almost 2 years ago


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    Wilde Bill  almost 2 years ago

    A port-a-bidet?

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    ronaldspence  almost 2 years ago

    Wipe left while you swipe right! sorry, no app for that!

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    Baarorso  almost 2 years ago

    Use the “THREE SHELLS” (Demolition Man reference). ;D

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    KA7DRE Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    He’ll have to sneak out of there and try and find an old pine cone to use !

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    gpurdum8  almost 2 years ago

    Right up there with Disney!

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    [Unnamed Reader - 8bb645]  almost 2 years ago

    Maybe……………..the “three sea shells”?

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    Copy-&-Paste  almost 2 years ago

    Bleeb says heck with that, I’ll just go all natural “behind the Johns”

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    [Unnamed Reader - 5461d7]  almost 2 years ago

    why did nt they use the sea shells (see demolition man)

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    William Bednar Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Out of air freshener, too?

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Moved into new offices, no TP in the restrooms!!!! I brought in my own roll.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    Moving right along…..Ew

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    derdave969  almost 2 years ago

    Once made an emergency visit to the stall in the local movie theater. When done I looked at the dispenser and it was empty. In my dismay I said something like “oh, crap” out loud. A disembodied hand with a wad of paper appeared under the partition separating the stalls.

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    Prey  almost 2 years ago

    I saw a cartoon once that showed a waterless hand washer. You put your hand in the machine, a hammer banged your fingers, you put your fingers in your mouth to ease the pain – you will have the picture in your head all day.

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    Dobie  Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    “Welp, looks like I’ll be wearin’ one sock the rest of the day!”

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    geese28  almost 2 years ago

    Bidets? Baby wipes?

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    cactusbob333  almost 2 years ago

    Prepare to decorate the undies with a brown stripe.

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    timinwsac Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Don’t give California politicians any ideas.

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    AtariDragon  almost 2 years ago

    Maybe they could put on a play with So-and-So.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Bring your own paper. I have been in a few of those. …ick

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    davanden  almost 2 years ago


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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    What a bunch of paluka’s?

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    sobrown51  almost 2 years ago

    Glad to see he’s doing well. I remember when he didn’t have a pot to p…. in.

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    tom494  almost 2 years ago

    Save a tree, poodle scoot on the grass.

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    paranormal  almost 2 years ago

    There are laptops in the port-a-johns. Just use the bottom…

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    p1op2cor3n  almost 2 years ago

    Someone stole Joe’s next idea.

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    cuzinron47  almost 2 years ago

    And nary a leaf around.

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    Gandalf  almost 2 years ago

    Leaves work, but be careful your not allergic…

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    norphos  almost 2 years ago

    At least they should add bidets, but that would involve a water tank and pressure pump.

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    randolini Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    That’s OK if it has a bidet.

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    MissyTiger  almost 2 years ago

    It’s just a passing fad.

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    bobbyferrel  almost 2 years ago

    Anybody out there have five ones for a five?

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    DaBump Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    When they’re working, they send people back in time to when they didn’t have to go. Not that that really works…

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