Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for July 05, 2016

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    BE THIS GUY  over 6 years ago

    Don’t forget the fries.

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    Susie Derkins :D  over 6 years ago

    After 17 days of not commenting, what I can say is: Is it McD’s?

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    Enter.Name.Here  over 6 years ago

    “Listen Calvin. We’re in the middle of nowhere. No witnesses, get it? Shut…up…!

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    LadyBlanc  over 6 years ago

    Of course, it’s perfectly possible to pick a restaurant that serves nicer food and still has burgers…

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    Watcher  over 6 years ago

    Here in Southern China, it’s McDonalds, KFC and the local Chinese fast food restaurant at the rest stops.

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    jackhs  over 6 years ago

    I had turkey burger meatloaf yesterday. Turkey burger + stovetop bread things and some other stuff. Was very very good.

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    dpaksundar  over 6 years ago

    Look at mom. She is totally unperturbed.

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    NormyBates  over 6 years ago

    Great vacation start. Take a valium, dad.

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    bigcatbusiness  over 6 years ago

    Ou are what you eat Calvin. Besides, don’t you get tired of the same food? I thought children loved to experiment new things… well, except when it comes to movies.

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    Aurora Borealis  over 6 years ago

    Happy 58th birthday to the amazing Bill Watterson today. Thank you Mr. Watterson, for creating the comic strip that we all love, and may your day be unlike the kind of tediousness that Calvin’s family’s road trip is right now.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 6 years ago

    I’m with those who commiserate with Mom. Surrounded by high volume, demanding males.

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    dl11898  over 6 years ago

    Hey dad, 1) you need to be smarter than the kid. 2) you’re a candidate for a heart attack with your rage issues. wonder what mom is thinking?

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    Aaronious  over 6 years ago

    5th July, happy birthiversary William “Bill” Boyd Watterson II (1958)!

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    Mumblix Premium Member over 6 years ago

    When I was a kid it was fried chicken, not burgers.

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    rshive  over 6 years ago

    Nice places have burgers with glitzy side orders.

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    Chad Cheetah  over 6 years ago

    Wow! Bill Watterson and I share the same birthday! That’s awesome!

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    belgarathmth  over 6 years ago

    Pretty impressive if a six year old can sing “nine million nine hundred ninety nine thousand nine hundred ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall” and keep that countdown going for any length of time. I bet he’d get tired of that pretty quick. :D

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    cubswin2016  over 6 years ago

    I wonder if Dad forgot the paddle.

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    rickray777  over 6 years ago

    “TEN MILLION BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL,TEN MILLION BOTTLES OF BEER;IF ONE OF THOSE BOTTLES SHOULD HAPPEN TO FALL,9,999,999 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL!PUT A NEW BOTTLE IN-N-N…TEN MILLION BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL,TEN MILLION BOTTLES OF BEER;IF ONE OF THOSE BOTTLES SHOULD HAPPEN TO FALL,9,999,999 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL!PUT A NEW BOTTLE IN-N-N…TEN MILLION BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL,TEN MILLION BOTTLES OF BEER…”YAAAGH!!! I’m sure Grateful to still be Single!Never been in any serious relationship, no car, no wife, no kids, etc.

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    bookworm0812  over 6 years ago

    Jesus! Stop at a restaurant that has a variety of things and the little demon can have his burger and you can have something else! Find an Applebee’s or something. Better yet, if there’s a Big Boy restaurant, stop there. I haven’t eaten at a Big Boy in a long time. But whenever I do, I have to get that hot fudge ice cream cake.

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    maxpower44  over 6 years ago

    Hey Dad; just put bacon on it, everything is better with bacon

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    UncleTim`  over 6 years ago

    That’s it! duct-tape the kid to the roof of the car!

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    pattidolls  over 6 years ago

    they should have brought the duct tape on this trip

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    I was FRAMED!!!!!!  over 6 years ago

    It might be worth the insanity, to have Calvin go through counting backwards from 10 million, just to see if he could do it. I bet Calvin won’t pull that one again.

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    rickray777  over 6 years ago

    No wife, no kids, is how I can afford the car!Well, I don’t drive (too scary, too dangerous!); and so I wouldn’t even be able to use a car. But then here in San Francisco, I wouldn’t really need one anyway! It also gives me a lot more freedoms that most people can only dream about! Oh, and I’m 55, by the way.

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    Mike Parsons Premium Member over 6 years ago

    I’m beginning to think Calvin may not be the perfect child .

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    JR6019  over 6 years ago

    Most restaurants have hamburgers, in addition to other fare. And even back then, most hamburger joints offered chicken and/or fish sandwiches.

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    lindz.coop Premium Member over 6 years ago

    If I was Mom, I’d take the rest of the trip alone.

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    Chad Cheetah  over 6 years ago

    I went to Fuddruckers last night! :)

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    UpaCoCoCreek Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Hmmm, 10 million bottles of beer. Hey, there’s a Flannigan’s, great burgers and plenty of beer… and a hotel right next door.

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    HeatherMcCrillis  about 4 years ago

    Be grateful Calvin isn’t demanding expensive items from the adult menu.

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