Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for September 26, 2020

Well, she’s not a spring chicken.

Then it ought to be a cinch to conquer.

Oh well… never mind.

Of course, 1,500 years is a pretty good run compared to most folks.

Nice try, Irwin!

There’s old age, and then there’s 1500!

“Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.”

“Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms.” — Mark Twain

wasn’t she going somewhere yesterday?

A mind is a terrible thing to waste on a superannuated sorceress.

Hopping off a cliff and afterward, complaining about old age; not bad.

why did I come here again??? oh yea. the wife said “little forgetful?”, friends just shake their heads, doc said, “brain dead”. enemies are like – nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah! – me “huh?”

Mind over very old matter, just think of the memories!

I would have guessed ‘cob webs’…

A mind held together by baling wire.

Ohhh lord, is she going to retire?

She’s strong enough to jump down that high rock without falling apart.

Is it possible to look deeply into Broomie’s mind?

My army ain’t what it used to be. Despite my orders, it isn’t conquering Old Age….

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