I don’t think that’s gonna be enough to support the railing, Gary.
wish i had this kinda strength of will
A cookie can cure many things.
Archimedes: Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall move the world.
Gary: Give me a hammer and I shall destroy the front porch.
Gary, are you sure you want Natalie to see what you’ve been doing?
Natalie: “Why don’t you come inside for awhile, Gary? You need a real break. If you sit down at the table, you can have some fresh warm chocolate chip cookies with milk.”
You don’t want Natalie to see that fiasco, Gary.
After Gary fixed Natalie’s kitchen, there won’t be any more cookies for Gary.
“And if you have any dough left over, I’ll need that, too…”
Gary is one of life’s disappointments!
Good morning Balladeers!
Ambition and ability both start with an A and Gary has trouble differentiating between them. Still taking a cookie break is never a bad thing.
He’d have to be.
It’s always good to have a backup cookie.
One, little, misplaced swing a the hammer…
But can Gary handle the disappointment of his haircut???
Gary is hammering out the plans for a new deck
Oops
A cookie will help him forget about the crummy job he just did.
for natalie, gary is one of life’s major disappointments…
Natalie says, get your own cookie. I’m not going out there!
Gary appears to be an amateur at renovating his back porch but an old pro at refurbishing his front porch.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 8 months ago
I don’t think that’s gonna be enough to support the railing, Gary.
seanfear 8 months ago
wish i had this kinda strength of will
marilynnbyerly 8 months ago
A cookie can cure many things.
Bilan 8 months ago
Archimedes: Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall move the world.
Gary: Give me a hammer and I shall destroy the front porch.
oldpine52 8 months ago
Gary, are you sure you want Natalie to see what you’ve been doing?
Doug K 8 months ago
Natalie: “Why don’t you come inside for awhile, Gary? You need a real break. If you sit down at the table, you can have some fresh warm chocolate chip cookies with milk.”
ladykat 8 months ago
You don’t want Natalie to see that fiasco, Gary.
rhpii 8 months ago
After Gary fixed Natalie’s kitchen, there won’t be any more cookies for Gary.
ChessPirate 8 months ago
“And if you have any dough left over, I’ll need that, too…”
MuddyUSA Premium Member 8 months ago
Gary is one of life’s disappointments!
Dry and Dusty Premium Member 8 months ago
Good morning Balladeers!
Alberta Oil Premium Member 8 months ago
Ambition and ability both start with an A and Gary has trouble differentiating between them. Still taking a cookie break is never a bad thing.
mistercatworks 8 months ago
He’d have to be.
Mike Baldwin creator 8 months ago
It’s always good to have a backup cookie.
wildlandwaters 8 months ago
One, little, misplaced swing a the hammer…
ArcticFox Premium Member 8 months ago
But can Gary handle the disappointment of his haircut???
BigBoy 8 months ago
Gary is hammering out the plans for a new deck
Curiosity Premium Member 8 months ago
Oops
Frank Burns Eats Worms 8 months ago
A cookie will help him forget about the crummy job he just did.
gopher gofer 8 months ago
for natalie, gary is one of life’s major disappointments…
Shikamoo Premium Member 8 months ago
Natalie says, get your own cookie. I’m not going out there!
Read "Bedpans of the Gods" by Derek von Männequin! 8 months ago
Gary appears to be an amateur at renovating his back porch but an old pro at refurbishing his front porch.