Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for March 03, 2024

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    seanfear  3 months ago

    hey, he answered!

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    thevideostoreguy  3 months ago

    Old joke, sort of. Dilbert did this one a lot better with “my home phone turns into a talking clock after midnight.”

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    BenGMan  3 months ago

    Very clever!

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    snsurone76  3 months ago

    Who left the lights on in the church? Is the Vicar praying for Capp’s soul? A lesson in futility!

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    WelshRat Premium Member 3 months ago

    Clobber him, Flo.

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    Dean  3 months ago

    I got up at 3 AM to read this – Actually the bedroom was too warm to stay asleep, strange weather here.

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    Egrayjames  3 months ago

    If you’re going to drink all day, the day starts at midnight, yet midnight is generally not the starting point of drinking.

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    kbyrdleroy123  3 months ago

    She should be used to it by now.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 3 months ago

    Now that caught her off guard………..

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    tcayer  3 months ago

    I can’t believe she is surprised, night after night…

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    Niko S  3 months ago

    So why is Flo so surprised that alcoholic Andy is coming home at 3am? Doesn’t he do this all the time?

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    rshive  3 months ago

    Thank Heaven for full moons. Doubtful that Andy could find his way home otherwise.

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    teachteed23  3 months ago

    At least Andrew (Andrew?) is leading the parade home. And why is the whole town wide awake at 3 AM?

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    SofaKing  3 months ago

    As a youngster reading Andy Capp I assumed if you got drunk you got hiccups and your nose turned red. Hasn’t happened to me so far.

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    Cincoflex  3 months ago

    Could be the Sanctuary light.

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 3 months ago

    It might be late and Andy may be drunk but he still has his sense of wit!

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    tad1  3 months ago

    Sloshed again. Who’s the third drunk with Andy and Chalkie?

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    dlestersprint0  3 months ago

    Brilliant reply Andy.

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    Jaymi Cee Premium Member 3 months ago

    Uhf! The whole name! You are in big trouble, pal!

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    nightshadea2010  3 months ago

    what time do bars close in the uk ?

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    anncorr339  3 months ago

    Flo must be really mad to call him Andrew

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