Although not technically a correct spelling, I have seen it spelled that way on quite a few occasions, so at least you’re not alone in this little slip!
As crookedwolf said earlier, they have to be pull-on pants. I made that mistake once with a pair of yoga pants – in my defence, they had no pockets so that method of realization was blocked for me.
It seems to me that Dad has become even hairier now than we’ve ever seen him before! I know they say that eating or drinking [insert food/drink item here] will put hair on your chest, but what’s he been doing to put this extra hair all over?
I believe she’s evil Raggedy Ann